a red ballgown with long white gloves

If your parts could wear an outfit, what would it be?

shadowboxing

LIKE GROUNDHOG DAY BUT BETTER

Everyday is essentially the same. Breakfast, cartoons while I catch up on the world, colouring, naptime, playtime, we go somewhere or outside, bathtime, snacktime, bedtime. Put the boy to bed for the 30th time. Grab wine. Repeat.

EVEN JESUS TOOK SHITS

I'm trying to potty train right now. So far, its not going great. He refuses to even sit on the damn pot. He wears pull ups which he consistently pulls down. Thus far, I have managed to avoid piss on the floor, or anything else of that nature ... but I fear that my fate is already sealed in this game.

uh uh, baby. not this year

Ugh.

Last night was drunk american idol. all we do is sit and drink (surprise!) and then pause it a million times to talk and tell stories and bitchy comments and it always takes three hours to watch a one hour show. and it always takes a million beers. Beer is killing me these days. That and the fact that ol' bod doesn't bounce back immediately after a punishing like it used to. i just about spelled that you's to. WTF, brain.